It's been drawn to my attention that I neglected to consider statistical anomalies. The first statement should read "99% of people, ±1%, nineteen times out of twenty."
People like you B....and someone out there probably likes you in a "I know someone who likes you..taunt, taunt, taunt" kinda way. Mind you fate likes to too often make them "Ah, ya...Ewe" people but someday someone will be a "EEEEEEE!!!" person and you will be forced to grow some balls and ask them out...unless you got scheduled to work and now wonder if you were meant to be in the first place.Alas