This introduces my new Survey BS category, where I will pare my favourite surveys from the Internet and my mailbox, and share the results with you for your information and amusement.
I SAID AMUSEMENT! Laugh, peons!
Ummm.... without any further ado, I present my Personality Disorder Test. Enjoy.
Ahem, my
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | High |
| Antisocial: | Low |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Low |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Moderate |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Moderate |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- | |
And people wonder why I usually avoid these surveys:
ReplyDeleteParanoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Paranoid, perhaps. Histrionic, definitely not!
Umm....did you answer that thing truthfully Brandon? Why did I score so high on everything? Good grief.
ReplyDeleteOHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD!!!! I'm never going to fit into that dress. Ever ever!
ReplyDeleteZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!!!!!!!
You're not histrionic or obsessive-compulsive at all. :-P
And of course we're looking at you. All the time. Alright, people - let's get her.
I think it's a bit skewed ... but anyway.
ReplyDeleteParanoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Here are my scores since people seem to be posting them.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record. I have never cared if I got into a dress. You make me sound so superficial and girly. I also think my love of the lime light is a nice quality...but the fact that I am spending hours editing and reorganizing my pictures just so they are linear maybe slightly OC...I would have thought that would be high. This test knows nothing.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Ok...I was just chatting with you B and apparently the above quote about the dress had nothing to do with me.
ReplyDeleteThat does not say much about my histrionia I supose...I assumed it was about me because well...it was posted under my post. Come on.
And I just kept quiet, because I had a good idea.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that you haven't attributed the cause, B, of all this neurosis over neuroses. It makes for an interesting study in itself.
It does. I haven't attributed a cause to it because I'm not sure I have the answer. Would you like to share your answer with the rest of us? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI plead the 5th. I don't care if that doesn't exist in Canada.
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