As though Maine weren't fun enough all by itself.
So there we were, sitting in Maine, behaving ourselves and being generally polite little Canadians, when all the other New England states start to taunt us. Come visit now, they say, or Deleware's getting a One of our other brilliant new ideas was to attempt a tour of a Ben and Jerry's ice cream plant. Now, as you might expect, Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (Vermont's Finest™) is actually made in Vermont.
Now, quick history lesson. Vermont is a bastian of independant thought and creative government in the United States. It's brought us such people as former president Calvin Coolidge, America's last great, lost, hope, Howard Dean, and Rep. Bernard Sanders, the only socialist politician to ever hold office in the United States. For those of you who slept through your PoliSci intro class, the word socialist is best defomed as Not George W. Bush.
Back to Vermont, though. Vermont, I discovered, is a lot like the speed of light. One can travel as close to it as they like, but to actually get there requires an infinite amount of energy (time). So after trouping toward this statistical impossibililty for several hours, and reaching the New Hampshire border doing so, we thought it wise to give up on our foolish adventure, and turn south through the beautiful mountains of the Granite State. Our ultimate destination: the Mall of New Hampshire, in beautiful Manchester, and immediately following that, a meandering drive to the Massachusetts border, only to immediately return to New Hampshire, to the Wendy's restaurant in the border town of Seabrook, bringing us to this trip's note of sadness. Chili-cheese nachoes: only in Canada.
Pity. Also, Wal-Mart is closed here.
Other New Hampshire highlights: the absolutely beautiful scenery of the Franconia region, the frequent highway-side tax-free liquor and lottery ticket stores (or as I dubbed them, Vice Centers -- I counted six), and mind-numbingly awkward hour-long trip to Victoria's Secretin Manchester, where comfortable, proper-fitting, well-made underwear, also tax free, was purchased for all. Except you.
All things considered, a good day, but nowhere near as much fun as Maine.
Thanks for not bringing me underwear. A keychain would have been nice, though. ;)
ReplyDeleteHow's your "comfortable, proper-fitting, well-made underwear"? Geez. You wouldn't buy any at La Senza.
ReplyDeleteNo underwear for me either. :-(
ReplyDeleteJust for the girl on the trip, and the other person who asked me to pick up something for them, since they were stuck in Canada. La Senza is in Canada, so they could shop there easily, thus making unnecessary my purchasing of underwear on their behalf.
All you had to do was ask, and I'd've picked up something for you, too.
Alternative answer: Victoria's Secret carried my size. And tax-free, too!
This post isn't about the better parts of the journey - like Ottawa! And, Ottawa!
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